美网友吐槽西蒙斯:和库兹马去CBA吧 订好机票送你

[Post Game Thread] The Atlanta Hawks (4-3) defeat the Philadelphia 76ers (3-4), 103-96, to complete the improbable series victory behind Kevin Huerter's 27 points

【赛后帖】亚特兰大老鹰今日以103比96击败了费城76人，抢七制胜晋级东决，赢下了这轮不可思议的系列赛，凯文-许尔特贡献27分。

双方主要球员数据：

亚特兰大老鹰

首发：许尔特27分7篮板、特雷-杨21分10助攻、科林斯14分16篮板、卡佩拉13分6篮板、博格达诺维奇4分2抢断

替补：加里纳利17分5篮板、路威6分3抢断、奥孔武1分

费城76人

首发：恩比德31分11篮板、哈里斯24分14篮板2抢断、赛斯-库里16分、西蒙斯5分8篮板13助攻、科克马兹5分

替补：塞布尔8分5篮板、希尔3分、马克西2分、米尔顿2分

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 3102指標5小時前

Trae Young is now banned in New York and Philly. Also, which team is Ben Simmons going to play for next season?

湖人球迷：特雷-杨现在已经被禁止出入纽约和费城了，还有，下赛季西蒙斯会在哪支球队打球？

[–]WizardsAutocorrectIsALie 640指標6小時前

Funnily enough Ben Simmons is also banned in Philly

奇才球迷：有趣的是，西蒙斯也被禁止出入费城了。

[–]CelticsLightingfast31 1921指標7小時前

Simmons is about to be the most hated man in Philly

凯尔特人球迷：西蒙斯将成为费城最讨厌的男人！

[–]76ersFagiwagy 392指標7小時前

About to be? He has been since game 1

76人球迷：将成为？G1打完他就已经是了。

[–]Koolsman 638指標7小時前

If he gets traded, the city of Philly will pack his bags, get him a plane ticket and drive him to the airport.

如果西蒙斯被交易，费城的人们会帮他打包好行李，订好机票，送他去机场。

[–]Embarrassed-Lime-311 291指標6小時前

I really hate driving people to the airport…but I’d do it this time

我真的讨厌送人去机场……但是这一次，我愿意！

[–]WarriorsJohnpecan 5指標4小時前

Remember when the big question was can Simmons and Embiid play together. It looks like we have the answer to that: Simmons just can't play.

勇士球迷：还记得当初最头疼的问题是西蒙斯和恩比德能不能共存吗？现在有答案了，单纯是西蒙斯不能打罢了。

[–]alfbfuw 4指標5小時前

Joining Kuzma in Shanghai

西蒙斯去上海找库兹马吧。

[–]Celticsstealer_of_monkeys 388指標6小時前

Shanghai Sharks looking like a good fit

凯尔特人球迷：上海大鲨鱼看起来很适合西蒙斯。

[–]RocketsBaketan 8指標5小時前

Shanghai Sharks gonna be looking fantastic with the big 3 of Simmons, Kuzma, and Joe Harris

火箭球迷：西蒙斯、库兹马和乔-哈里斯三巨头加盟上海大鲨鱼，他们一定非常出色。

[–]Tampa Bay Raptorsjagsaluja 47指標5小時前

The joke is so overused but every time I see starting 5s of Kuzma, KP, Simmons, Gobert, Schroeder I die laughing

猛龙球迷：这个笑话都用烂了，但是每一次看到大鲨鱼首发五人组：库兹马、波普、西蒙斯、戈贝尔和施罗德，我都笑死。

[–]TimberwolvesJohnny55 7指標5小時前

Presti, uh, finds a way (to get Simmons)

森林狼球迷：喂，普雷斯蒂吗？想个办法搞到西蒙斯！

[–]PelicansBlackScienceJesus 7指標5小時前

Wolves. D'lo for Simmons.

鹈鹕球迷：森林狼上啊，拿拉塞尔换西蒙斯。

[–]NBAYoloCrayolo21 1指標5小時前

No way the Wolves give D'lo, Beasley and Rubio probably

森林狼不可能出拉塞尔的，比斯利和卢比奥有可能。

[–]PelicansBlackScienceJesus 9指標5小時前

Ant is better with the ball in his hands. The Ant and KAT PnR showed a ton of promise. D'lo will become more and more unnecessary, and when they can't guard a traffic cone it sure would be nice to have Simmons.

鹈鹕球迷：爱德华兹持球打的效果比较好，他和唐斯的组合展现出巨大的潜力，拉塞尔的存在越来越没有必要。对于防守端存在问题的森林狼而言，能拥有西蒙斯当然是件好事。

[–]Manny210 2指標5小時前

McCallum for Ben Simmons who says no?

CJ换西蒙斯，谁反对？

[–]NBARyuCosta 2指標3小時前

Portland

开拓者反对！

[–]Mavericksmidgetporn2 1指標6小時前

Dallas

独行侠球迷：西蒙斯来我们这吧！

[–]Maverickscowboy_dude_6 3指標6小時前

I don't think he'd be a good fit with Luka at all

独行侠球迷：我不认为他和东契奇很搭！

[–]nutsygenius 1指標5小時前

Simmons can play center for Luka Doncic and Porzingis lol Though, idk how Mavs can get him though.

西蒙斯可以给东契奇和波尔津吉斯打中锋，哈哈哈哈。不过，我不知道他们该如何交易来西蒙斯。

[–]capnchuc 1指標6小時前

Conley for Simmons!!

康利换西蒙斯吧！

[–]Agreeable-Bee7021 5指標5小時前

Jazz say fuck no

爵士踏马不干！

[–]LakersPalifaith 7369指標4小時前2

I knew it wasn't looking good for the 76ers when Trae Young was 1-14 and the Hawks were up by 5. Then the Hawks started the 4th quater 0-9 and the Sixers still couldn't do anything with it.

湖人球迷：特雷-杨14中1，老鹰还领先5分的时候，76人你觉得丢人不？第四节开局老鹰被打了一波9比0，就这样76人还是输了。

[–]profmcstabbins 2174指標4小時前

These are the most important stats

你提到的这些才是最关键的数据。

[–]LakersOxygenius_ 859指標4小時前

Also Ben Simmons 4 shot attempts and Tobias Harris 24

湖人球迷：还有西蒙斯只出手4次，哈里斯砍了24分。

[–]aPostmodernistScorn 170指標4小時前

Does Ben Simmons (value) ever recover from this?

西蒙斯还能打回身价吗？

[–]AssinassCheekII 17指標3小時前

Nope. Guards that can't shoot are things of the past. Even centers get critisized for not having a shot these days.

没希望了，后卫不会投篮的时代已经过去了，现在连中锋不会投篮都会被批评。

[–]ozninja80 86指標3小時前

It will be interesting to watch. His value has tanked IMO. Unless he makes considerable strides in addressing his shooting (which he hasn’t in the years he’s been in the league) his future looks pretty bleak

很有意思，在我看来他的身价已经大打折扣了。除非他能在投篮方面取得长足的进步，进入联盟这么多年都没有起色，否则西蒙斯的前景相当暗淡。

[–]dadryp 23指標3小時前

Ben Simmons is toast, i would have traded Draymond for Simmons straight up before this season. No way i do that trade now

西蒙斯完蛋了，赛季前我还想用追梦格林单换西蒙斯，现在不可能了。

[–]LakersHam_Solo7 10指標2小時前*

What happen to him man. I remember back when he was in his college year and rookie season I was so sure he would take over the league and be the next big thing. Now he couldn't even average 10ppg in a playoff series

湖人球迷：这家伙怎么了？我记得他在大学以及新秀赛季的时候，我很确定他未来将统治联盟，成为下一个超级巨星。结果呢，如今在季后赛场均10分都做不到！

[–]superduperdade 12指標2小時前

I saw this coming. His first playoff series against the Celtics went like this. If he doesn’t at least get a free throw shot I don’t care how athletic and smart you are you can’t be counted on in the big moments.

我早料到了，西蒙斯第一次打季后赛，面对凯尔特人就是这样。如果他连罚球都罚不进，我不在乎你多有运动天赋或者球商多高，关键时刻是靠不住的。

[–]Miserable-Lizard 4指標2小時前*

He just has no confidence anymore... To not even try to shoot is embarassing. I rather see a superstar at least shoot and miss a ton!

这家伙已经丧失投篮信心了……连尝试都不敢太尴尬了，我宁愿看到超级球星疯狂打铁，起码人家敢投！

[–]BullsWaffles_tha_Pimp 70指標3小時前

Na. Never understood the hype. Truly afraid he’ll make his way to my team

公牛球迷：从来不理解西蒙斯的身价为什么被吹得那么高，真的害怕他来我的公牛。

[–]msgm_ 8指標2小時前

Lavine + a first make it happen

拉文加一枚首轮签就可以实现！

[–]BullsWaffles_tha_Pimp 10指標2小時前

Rejected. Sign and trade Felicio straight up

公牛球迷：我拒绝！用费利西奥先签后换西蒙斯吧。

[–]Bullsbadpaystayposting 3指標2小時前

Hey let's not be too greedy, they can also have Aminu!

公牛球迷：嘿，别那么贪心，我们还可以搭上阿米奴！

[–]RaptorsHoneydewPersonal 54指標2小時前

Kendall Jenner moving from Ben Simmons to Devin Booker - one of the best NBA trades of all time?

猛龙球迷：肯达尔-詹娜从本-西蒙斯转会到德文-布克，NBA历史最佳交易之一？

[–]Suns Bandwagonstevntiny 2918指標5小時前

The Danny Green NBA Championship streak ends at 2

太阳球迷：丹尼-格林的连续夺冠数停留在了2。

[–]Knicksbodega_cat_ 7指標5小時前

Danny Green can't win with these cats

尼克斯球迷：丹尼-格林没办法带着这些阿猫阿狗赢球！

[–][TOR] Vince Carterschooli00 741指標5小時前

He's really the championship difference

猛龙卡特球迷：他真的是总冠军拼图！

[–]Raptorsmug3n 107指標5小時前

try as he might, DG just cannot touch the brilliance of the GOAT Patrick McCaw.

猛龙球迷：尽管格林尽力去尝试了，却仍然达不到历史最佳帕特里克-麦考的高度。

[–]brownnerd93 38指標4小時前

The greatest first three seasons of any player in the history of basketball .

篮球历史上单个球员最伟大的前三赛季！（麦考进入联盟后的三个赛季，分别跟随勇士和猛龙拿下了个人三连冠）

[–]Cellmaster28 28指標4小時前

That would be crazy if Danny green of all players was the first dude to win 4 rings with 4 teams.

如果丹尼-格林真的能成为首位效力4支不同的队伍分别拿到戒指的球员，那就太疯狂了！

[–]Spurskanyeguisada 8指標4小時前

We gonna steal a top 4 draft pick this year and get Danny Green back and shock the world in the next few years.

马刺球迷：今年我们要偷一个前四顺位的选秀权，把丹尼-格林交易回来，未来几年震惊全世界！

[–]Tampa Bay Raptorstwistedlogicx 321指標4小時前

Speaking of Raptors championship players, Sixers unironically win this series if they trade for Kyle Lowry.

猛龙球迷：说到猛龙的夺冠成员，76人如果交易来了洛瑞，就能拿下这轮系列赛了。

[–]76erslebranflake 89指標4小時前

Easily

76人球迷：易如反掌！

[–]LakersMr_Versatile123 4指標2小時前

Sixers would win if they weren’t too scared to make moves that involve getting rid of Simmons.

湖人球迷：如果76人不那么害怕操作，送走了西蒙斯，他们也能赢的。

[–]RocketsDentateGyros 4823指標6小時前

Simmons passing up the open dunk/layup was the moment this game was over

火箭球迷：西蒙斯空篮不上不扣，反而选择传球的时候，比赛就结束了。

[–]HawksJbots 1669指標6小時前

Definitely the moment his job in Philly was over

老鹰球迷：准确来说，那一刻西蒙斯在76人也下岗了。

[–]GrizzliesMat_At_Home 3502指標7小時前

Cmon you can’t expect him to attempt a layup over elite rim protector Trae Young

灰熊球迷：拜托，你们不能指望他迎着优秀的篮框保护者——特雷-杨上篮啊！

[–]SunsSprittneyBeers 375指標6小時前

Philly fans booed him at the line before he even shot his first FT in the 4th

太阳球迷：第四节第一次罚球，西蒙斯还没出手，76人球迷就嘘起来了。

[–]odd_innovation 68指標5小時前

I don’t believe in booing your guys, but fuck, booing was warranted in that situation. I don’t have a horse in the race (I’m a Magic fan) and, when he did that, I wanted to throw something at my tv.

我不认同嘘自己家的球员这种行为，但是踏马的那种情况下，嘘西蒙斯真的理所当然。这场比赛和我其实关系不大，我是魔术球迷，不过看到西蒙斯那种表现，我都想透过电视机屏幕扔点东西。

[–]Pacerssupdoggs21 256指標6小時前

Chuck: “this mans scared to death”

步行者球迷：巴克利：“这个男人怕得要死！”

[–]Clipperssoeffed 23指標5小時前

I’m reading in the sixers sub that Simmons’ sister posted about dark family trauma they experienced before it got deleted This is where the conversation’s at, wondering if there is some legit deep psychic wound that causes Simmons to have only 3 field goal attempts during the 4th quarter over 7 games. Because some ordinary answer feels insufficient at this point

快船球迷：我在76人分区看到西蒙斯姐姐发布了一个帖子，关于他们经历过黑暗的家庭创伤，后来被删掉了。我想说的就是这个，不知道西蒙斯是不是有更深层次的心理创伤，导致他七场比赛下来整个第四节加起来才出手3次，因为按照常理并不能解释得通。

[–]Hawks Bandwagoncoolycooly 532指標7小時前

Simmons gonna be googling OKC real estate prices in the locker room

老鹰球迷：西蒙斯在更衣室开始谷歌俄克拉荷马的房价了。

[–]Celticsidroled 126指標6小時前

“The Sam Presti School for NBA Players With Big Contracts Who Can’t Play Good”

凯尔特人球迷：萨姆-普雷斯蒂的NBA溢价合同球员下岗再就业学校招生啦！

[–]ThunderEinFeinerHerr 5指標5小時前

Kemba for Simmons and a 1st may be possible

雷霆球迷：肯巴-沃克加一枚首轮签换西蒙斯或许可行。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantMambaMentaIity 3008指標7小時前2

All Shanghai team:

PG: Schroeder

SG: Joe Harris

SF: Kuzma

PF: Simmons

C: Porzingis

Coach: Doc

湖人科比球迷：上海大鲨鱼阵容：控卫施罗德、分卫乔-哈里斯、小前库兹马、大前西蒙斯、中锋波尔津吉斯、主教练道格-里弗斯。

[–]LakersReturnOfDaSnack420 861指標7小時前

TWO Lakers lol

湖人球迷：两名湖人球员，哈哈哈哈。

[–][SAC] Chris WebberSteegumpoota 280指標7小時前

Throw in Drummond too. That said, we're looking at a new CBA dynasty.

国王韦伯球迷：把庄神也算进去吧，也就是说，我们将看到CBA一个新王朝的诞生。

[–]HornetsAymase 19指標7小時前

Two Sixers as well

黄蜂球迷：76人也有两个人。

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